Friday, May 29, 2009

The Did's and Didn't's

Life/Future

Did: Start a Peace Corps application.
Didn't: Complete it.

Did: Buy a LSAT study book.
Didn't: Read it.

Did: Research publishing companies in San Diego.
Didn't: Apply for a publishing job in San Diego.

Did: Make some spiritual/religious goals.
Didn't: Act on them.

Exercise/Health

Did: Plan to go running.
Didn't: Actually go running.

Did: Eat Subway and cheesecake for lunch.
Didn't: Worry about the money, calories, or sugar intake of said food.

Work

Did: Plan to be productive at work today.
Didn't: Get as much done as I wanted/needed to.

Did: Get a paycheck today.
Didn't: Spend it on a new laptop (yet!!!).

Family/Friends

Did: Go see two sets of grandparents in southern Utah.
Didn't: Get to see my family, who are too far away for a holiday weekend trip.

Did: Reconnect with someone.
Did: Disconnect with someone.
Didn't: Call a lot of people who deserve to be called.

Did: Feel love for all my family, including all my sisters (who I love as much as my blood sisters). You know who you are.
Didn't Ever think that anyone else had a better family than mine.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Dentist Horror


I think they should make a film about killer dentists. You know why? Because dentists suck! I don't think they realize the pain and agony they put people through, honestly I don't.

Recently, I went to the dentist's office for the bi-annual cleaning/check-up. I was a little worried that I had a cavity because one of my teeth has been extra sensitive the past couple of months. Well, it turns out I did not have a cavity (thank God!). This is most likely NOT due to the fact that I have good oral hygiene (I don't...) but instead due to the fact that I cannot handle pain, needles, especially in my mouth. Thus, I am convinced I will never have a cavity because I would just roll up into a ball on the dentist's semi-clean floor and start screaming (which would be too embarrassing to fathom).

My experience, despite the lack of cavity-horror/dentist-torture, was still pretty dang horrifying. First off, the hygienist AND dentist kept asking me questions. Now, I don't know about you, but how many people can answer 'What their major' is with their mouth full of metal prongs and a unknown chalky-like substance? It's next to impossible. Why do they even try? So I have to attempt to be polite and answer with my mouth full, the result being that I spew out all said liquid agents around the office and bite down nastily on the metal dental torture device.

The other thing that really sucked was that the hygienist snapped the cemented-on, back, bottom retainer thing that has been permanently in my mouth ever since I got by braces off in 8th grade. How does one even do that? This was definitely evidence that some people (like sadists and dental hygienists) get waaayy too excited when torturing new victims.

And to top it all off? I have to get my two wisdom teeth removed. Oh joy! I think I may just die right now.

Friday, May 8, 2009

The Mother's Day Proclamation


I came across this awesome proclamation while surfing the web today. It was written by a early feminist who was truly ahead of the times named Julia Ward Howe. Amidst all the carnage left over from the Civil War, she called for not only a national day to celebrate American mothers, but also for peace and solidarity in a country that had seen neither in a long time. I love how she calls for a "congress of women" to come together and promote political ideals that are more in line with modern times than with her own. She is an inspiration to all women, and especially to all mothers who continue to "teach...charity, mercy, and patience."
As a side note: Julia Ward Howe was also the author of "The Battle Hymn of the Republic," which is, incidentally, about the abolition of slavery. Martin Luther King's last public words were "Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord," which is the song's first line. Cool huh?


Mother's Day Proclamation

Arise, then, women of this day!
Arise, all women who have hearts,
Whether our baptism be of water or of tears!

Say firmly:
"We will not have great questions decided by irrelevant agencies,
Our husbands will not come to us, reeking with carnage, for caresses and applause.
Our sons shall not be taken from us to unlearn
All that we have been able to teach them of charity, mercy and patience.
We, the women of one country, will be too tender of those of another country
To allow our sons to be trained to injure theirs."

From the bosom of the devastated Earth a voice goes up with our own.
It says: "Disarm! Disarm! The sword of murder is not the balance of justice.
"Blood does not wipe out dishonor, nor violence indicate possession.
As men have often forsaken the plough and the anvil at the summons of war,
Let women now leave all that may be left of home for a great and earnest day of counsel.

Let them meet first, as women, to bewail and commemorate the dead.
Let them solemnly take counsel with each other as to the means
Whereby the great human family can live in peace,
Each bearing after his own time the sacred impress, not of Caesar,
But of God.

In the name of womanhood and humanity, I earnestly ask
That a general congress of women without limit of nationality
May be appointed and held at someplace deemed most convenient
And at the earliest period consistent with its objects,
To promote the alliance of the different nationalities,
The amicable settlement of international questions,
The great and general interests of peace.